Life

The worst poison of them all

I hate having a life, bout' to end it all

by ./././././//./././././././././ April 21, 2019

Life

A complete waste of oxygen and energy that could bu used for something more productive.

Craig: You are a complete waste of oxygen and life

Bill: no u

by waste of oxygen April 12, 2018

no life

People who camp in Rainbow Six Siege on roofs

Theres a no life in the middle

by MC3D_Real January 4, 2021

Life

Something you dont have

“Hey do you have a life?”

“No i don’t have one”

by UhhDucks October 28, 2020

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

Life

Life is about more than fun,

(false) positivity, or parties, and so is love.

Life isn't just good, fair weather things if viewed in a realistic manner, and neither is love. Fake people try to keep everything fair weather, (falsely) optimistic, and positive when they're the real cynics.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Sea Life

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'

Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."

by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020