Shit a Dick

To have a bowel movement that is either the size or shape of a penis.

I shit a dick yesterday, and I feel fairly violated.

by Mortumz February 16, 2009

fat shit

Derogatory term used to express how morbidly obese a person is.

Charlie you are such a fat shit.

by Stephen Charlesworth January 28, 2004

SHIT LOCKS

Dred locks that look shitty on someone.

Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!

by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003

shit house

A term used to describe a portable toilet.

I got to go to the shit house, I have a mondo turd that is going to blast out like an ICBM if I don't do something with it.

by codemeister September 21, 2005

Shit Cert

When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.

Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode July 1, 2009

Shit bag

As the name suggests, a 'shit bag' is simply a bag filled with shit. Alternatively, Wikipedia states that a 'shit bag' is a colostomy bag, but each to their own.

"Shit bags are air and water tight and allow the wearer to lead an active, normal lifestyle that can include all forms of sports and recreation." - Wikipedia on the shit bag.

by Criminal Activist November 10, 2007

fuck this shit

a. Something that I say way too much, being that I'm a girl.

b. a less polite way of saying, "I abort this mission" or "this is stupid, why are we wasting our time?" or simply "this is retarded"

My Dad: "FOR THE LAST TIME GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE!"

Me: "Fuck this shit. I have better things to do."

by tinkerbelll June 30, 2004