Stinky penis shit

When someone puts a dildo up your anus and you have to get it out by shiting and it stinks.

Dude I just had the worst stinky penis shit last night

by Jamermoo April 23, 2019

Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex

Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011

PENIS IN MY BALLS

There is a penis between your balls

DUDE THERE IS A PENIS IN MY BALLS

by ADOLF Loved you back February 1, 2021

Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

by Smellman March 5, 2009

Penis Goblin

Basically just another way of Describing David Choi from appartment 1.

Wow, David loves cock in his ass, he's such a penis goblin

by Anonymous 7452 April 26, 2022

Nigel penis

A Nigel penis is what happens with sex between gay nigs. What it is is when both the nigs lick each other’s smegma off each other’s penis this makes the Nigel penis hard and able for penetration after this the nigels will shit in each other’s mouth just to cause a sexual bondage between the two men and they will fuck with no condom cos pull out game strong after they fuck they must go back to their wives and beat them so they think they are gay and go les mode then cheat on the man so he can be gay with his friend with benefits

Thicccc nig: wanna Nigel penis tonight babe ( puts finger in mouth and sucks )

Thicc nig 2.0 : yes baby 💦💦 (pulls out dick then thicccc nig sucks on the Smegma and then eats his shit )

Definition of a lit night

by Wetfartineyeball July 14, 2019

Bummers Penis

A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

by Fury556 September 29, 2009