Nut Now November

let's face it 2020 has been a rough year so thats why we sould skip No Nut November and do Nut Now November were you try to nut as many times as possible. On the floor or in your girl (twice the points in a girl then on the floor)

Cmon bae its Nut Now November

by Davesnotmyname October 28, 2020

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

by Jzanola January 7, 2022

After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

Bal skit/nut

When u nut/skit from ur nuts after poking a big ol whole in that bitch and just wanking the fuck out of it coz u know u the man and ain't no body know ur amazing technique coz u so primal and manly grrrrrr!!!!

"On the 1st of December me and the homies made an absolutely atrocious bal skit/nut"

Meaning that they Nutting uncontrollable

by Naartjie naat November 7, 2023

Phantom Nut Syndrome

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.

She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.

by Halfaman December 19, 2009

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

kung-fu nut

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.

1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.

by Hans Job December 29, 2007