Monkey Shit

Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.

Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???

by kilimonster March 21, 2010

Shit-on-a-rug

1) A particularly devious plan when someone shits on a rug. And then flips the rug upside down so no on can see. But they obviously can see and so it's a crap plan. Literally. WHAT A STUPID THING TO DO.

2) Used as an expression for when something is just.....amazing. Or disgusting

'' That girl shit on a rug! And turned it upside down. No way!"

"OMG No way! Shit-on-a-rug!!"

by BarnJack June 20, 2009

Shit Hammer

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

shit hot

excellent, perfect in every way, stylish

"that new ipod nano is shit hot"

by Rkty January 26, 2008

shit ass

Someone who thinks that they are cooler than they really are.

Aaron is being shit ass because all he ever talks about is himself.

by bucket122 February 13, 2009

shit lasagna

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

by William Ch August 14, 2006

shit lips

1.) someone who talks out of their ass and always thinks they are right.

2.) a person with self-esteem so low that they have to talk shit on everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.

3.) my housemate

1. (friend 1) - man, do you smell that?

(friend 2) - (sniff sniff) yeah, smells like shit lips

2. (guy 1) - dude, mikey is such a bastard. why does he always smack talk me when i'm around?

(guy 2) - he can't help it man, he's got shit lips. it's his nature to be an asshole.

(guy 1) - i thought i smelled ass cheese.

by kiss me arse August 6, 2008