Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

Facebook Friend Zoned

A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.

Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."

Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."

by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013

my friend jim

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.

My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.

by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017

Kick a tall friend

Everybody has a talk friend so on November 5th your allowed to kick them ANYWHERE

Tom: I'm the tallest person here

Mary:But its November 5 th Kick a tall friend day ahahah
Tom:OH NO!

by francis miller YT November 2, 2019

Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

by Jimdawg2 July 5, 2010

best friend card

Card u can play on ur best friend to make sure they will help u cus they r ur best friend can only be used once a month and in appropriate sense

Becky I'm using my best friend card so u have to make sure jake isn't cheating on me!

by Justin1230 January 27, 2017

Friends w/ Benefits

friends with benefits

A healthy, fun sexual relationship between two people who are friends or are becoming friends.

Can also involve hugging, kissing, snuggling or any other physical activity that meets the needs of both parties, without romantic feelings involved. Able to look or act romantically but without worry of feelings beyond friendship. A relationship that fulfills needs for both involved.

Chuck and I are friends w/ benefits. We’re able to snuggle, make out, have sex, kiss or cuddle without worrying about needless drama of an actual relationship.

by Hyperion1001 March 2, 2022