douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004

douche bag

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

Slag Bag

Somebody Who Sleeps Around

Shannon-Jay Wride Is a FullOn Slag Bag !

by Beckiey December 19, 2008

Hoar-Bag

Someone who is a dick, bitch, ass, etc. Can be used in the same sense as calling someone a dumb shit, a tool, a dick fuck, whatever.

Stop bein such a fucking hoarbag you ass.

by Schlemokle March 24, 2003

Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

Bag of Dicks

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.

by cakenflies October 7, 2003

Horror Bag

Kevin Douglas McKee

Kev, you're such a fuckin' horror bag.

by Mitch Connor March 13, 2004