cum-cum-penis

cum with penis

Derived from cum meaning "combined with" and cum meaning "ejaculate"

I'm always thirsty for cum-cum-penis

by Seshato November 19, 2020

Seth Rogen Penis

A circumcised penis.

Hey did you know that a lot of men in the USA and Israel have a Seth Rogen Penis?

by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020

Good Penis Day

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

by jbarryd October 27, 2016

Penis enlargement pills

Make you’re dick grow

Hey, would you like any Penis enlargement pills🤦 ♀️

by Mmmmm gayyy March 4, 2019

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010