chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

by nogang March 23, 2011

Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.

"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

Deez Fuckin Nuts

Emerson You Are The Best Girlfriend In The World ❤️.

Holy shit Deez Fuckin Nuts taste like a ham samitch

by phatdaddyt February 22, 2021

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023

Benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery

by Vorowitz March 4, 2019

Auto Nut Split

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.

A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.

Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.

by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020