Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

little penis land

little penis land is a faction on the famous DREAM SMP

i live in little penis land

by HalfSICKO January 11, 2021

Good Penis Day

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

by jbarryd October 27, 2016

Put a camera on that penis

Used by people to check whether a man is having sex

Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis

by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011

Seth Rogen Penis

A circumcised penis.

Hey did you know that a lot of men in the USA and Israel have a Seth Rogen Penis?

by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010