A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Florida kingmug. When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
by WOCKYslusher69 April 30, 2021
Get the Lion Kingedmug. King of drop that’s is someone named chase or Braxton there both honnestly just a great guys who are the king of drop that’s which is something that they do with there cousin also there pene is extremely small
by Drop that👋👋👏 March 25, 2019
Get the King of drop that’smug. The common moment when burger king from the hit fast food franchise; "burger king" demands a human sacrifice.
by im on the interwebs October 19, 2021
Get the hungry kingmug. Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/
by Rowdybb September 13, 2020
Get the Vibe kingmug. No one conquers the tamil kings
Time to conquer all of India, most of India
whats there
those are the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings
Who are the Tamil Kings?
Idk, merchants probably, and they've got spices
whats there
those are the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings
Who are the Tamil Kings?
Idk, merchants probably, and they've got spices
by Kittyferns June 5, 2023
Get the The tamil kingsmug. by RedRoses15 November 10, 2021
Get the King Henrymug.