chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Tits

Big squishy Bowling Balls that are located on a woman’s chest

Hey, Karen has no tits

by KING__LIGMA December 30, 2020

tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.

The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018

National send tits pic day

November 4th is the day you got to send a picture of your tits to your love ones

Hey, it’s national send tits pic day.
Can I get one?

by xXHunter99Xx November 4, 2023

bristle tits

someone that has hairy titties

that girl has bristle tits

by dirtyfingernail October 27, 2019

Twizzle-tits

A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.

Jeff: Hey look its Nate.

Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?

by Spic Chicken Sandwhich May 26, 2010

Purple tits

What happens to one's (usually a woman's) breasts when the circulation to/mostly from them is restricted.

I get purple tits after I tie my tits off with pantyhose or put rubber bands around them.

by peeholepenny October 21, 2019