A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
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