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French Goat

A slang term for a boner or an erection.
Boy: "Dude, that girl turns me on!"
Boy 2: "Ah, crap! I can see your french goat!"
Boy: "Holy shit, let me put that away!!"
by TheMedicineMan March 16, 2011
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Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 27, 2007
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Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty
yo dawg i got goat love for you
by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020
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hitler the goat

Savior of our world
Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one
by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
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Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.
Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!
by bigbadbick January 5, 2008
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Goat Noises

An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.
"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"
by GoatNoise September 18, 2009
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Geographical Goats

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat
Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho
by DaveGave May 17, 2019
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