bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

Tap Semen

When your semen is completely clear and has no color or taste like tap water

Damn Damian’s girl told me he had some flavorless tap semen

by PewJew March 6, 2020

Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

Tipping and tapping

Conjuction of the words tipping and tapping, both meaning to have sex with. Best said in a Quagmire from Family Guy Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy type voice.

We were tipping and tapping all night long.

The people in the flat above me were tipping and tapping so I couldn't sleep.

by sosweet August 21, 2007

Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

by Kimm00se September 13, 2011

blip tap

A lady's front bum.

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!

by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013