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brain herpes

Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.
Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.
by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010
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rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain
"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"
by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021
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finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.
A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."
by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017
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Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009
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Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.
see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"
by sapien_red April 10, 2021
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Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned
Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"
by Master gopher January 20, 2015
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Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 19, 2012
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