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Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019
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felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.
“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat
by zzawmbify May 29, 2022
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im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time
im a goat you bad kids
by Shocker33 January 8, 2017
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hitler the goat

Savior of our world
Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one
by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
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Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.
Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!
by bigbadbick January 5, 2008
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Geographical Goats

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat
Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho
by DaveGave May 17, 2019
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motor goat

It's a combination of an 'Angry Goat' and a 'Motor Boat'.

The male specimen tucks his testicles (preferrably large) between his legs so they are exposed from behind.

The recipient applies his tongue (or entire face, depending on the magnitude of the testicles) in between the 'pair' in question, and makes a motor boat noise, whilst moving side to side and blowing a rasberry.

An advanced motor boater will make a goat noise. It's much more impressive.
Sharon got got pissed when Aron exposed the Angry Goat so she gave that son of a bitch a motor goat. Got him real good!
by mothersdayspecial June 1, 2011
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