Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....
Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
by Alertnitive.space.kid June 27, 2018
Get the Laurenmug. Being good at many things but also a complete retard at others, she is probably beautiful but can't do a wheelie to save her life. Usually found drunk under a Kubota
by chicken tendur May 24, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren is probably one of the kindest girls you will ever meet. DO NOT let her go. She is a once in a lifetime package, and if you let her go, say bye-bye, because her ship has sailed, and won't ever return. She is the most beautiful girl you will meet and is all the boy's crush, but she is immune to it, and only likes the boys (or girls, or non-binary's, or trans kids etc.) who show true compassion and care for her, not just some silly fling that lasts a week. She is the type of friend that will hope in a full bathtub with u with clothes on if u are crying in there. Lauren will stay with u through thick and thin, expects u to do the same because one of her life mottos is 'Treat others how u want to be treated and that is DAMN RIGHT. Treat her with. compassion, respect and dignity, and she shall grant u with her love, care and appreciation for as long as u want. Don't betray Lauren, because she will come back with a vengeance. Lauren's fall in love quite fast, and it is by far one of the deepest, passionate love ever. That's Lauren in a nutshell.
by Aurora Viola May 26, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren loves AP
by Personslove November 27, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. by hi im bob the builder August 27, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. A creepy cat lover! she is super annoying and thinks everyone loves her! She is a huge jesus freak! Also, she is believed to be a lesbian and makes out with her best friend before school in the library bathroom!
by PeachBellini98 June 2, 2011
Get the Laurenmug. At first impression a very sweet and innocent girl but later turns out to have quite an attitude. A girl when angry curses and gives cold shoulders. When she doesn't get her way she just ditches and makes people feel guilty. But also very sweet at times and can be a great shoulder to cry on. She is also a great confidante who will keep secrets. Not the best older sister or mother figure but a good friend to have around.
She is giving the Lauren shoulder.
I can totally tell all my secrets to Lauren.
Lauren is the worst mother/older sister figure but a great friend.
I can totally tell all my secrets to Lauren.
Lauren is the worst mother/older sister figure but a great friend.
by luvya<3_Y_ June 28, 2012
Get the Laurenmug.