Shame-jerking

Masterbating out of shame

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night

by hellhammer February 2, 2015

Shame Campaign

Using the internet and media (even word-of-mouth) to expose hypocrisy in everyday situations to subversively benefit your own agenda (whether personal or organizational).

The Local Newspaper didn't cover the local music event... so, we used a Shame Campaign via tweets and emails to the larger media saying, "our town and its newspaper don't support the arts." The next week, we had a full page spread.

by TRWARD321 December 2, 2015

Food Shamed

Food shamed (or food shaming): Being judged unfairly about your relationship with food.

Emma was eating a cupcake at work when Lisa food shamed her in the work whatsapp group.

Cheers petal!

by Mr. Retsbol November 27, 2018

Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.

Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.

by portuguesepirate August 26, 2013

Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.

Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.

by Kram Larry October 28, 2022

tire of shame

1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.

2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.

Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.

Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.

by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012

shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".

"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"

by SirAsshat July 5, 2015