All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons
by It's just water April 4, 2021
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by Hazxrd December 27, 2020
Get the son of beth mug.A son who helps who he’s living with, with every day to day things. It is considered and occupation and is nothing compared to those working minim wage jobs for a house son can get paid as much as 3x a day.
Denise: Jeremiah is a house son? What’s that?
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.
by JayC1994 January 1, 2018
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Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.
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Early scriptures dating back to the 12th century describe them as a an ancient tribe, descended from an ultimate immortal being, named THE LARS
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars
Did you hear about "The sons of Lars", they were so cool back in the day
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.
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