Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

Soggy Wally

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal

Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Wally

by ExAmboHugeThighs December 6, 2015

Soggy Marie

A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"

by Stoff250180 January 25, 2017

soggy seal

When you give someone a blowjob with ice in your mouth

"Meryl does give a good soggy seal."

by Haven002 June 9, 2018

Soggy Donald

Someone who makes a guy turned on while doing a moist duck face.

That girl is such a soggy donald
Soggy donald me baby

by YOUASTAR April 22, 2015

soggy mcchicken

A female with an extremely soggy vagina

" I just ate that soggy McChicken "

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014