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skeeter bag

A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.
Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."
skeeter bag by LamboKizzle May 21, 2017
The name of your pet goldfish in 1990.
I gave Skeeter a proper burial in the snow instead of flushing him down the toilet when he died.
Skeeter by JoSparks November 24, 2017

sheezels 

Sheezels is a made up word which is a better and nicer word to use instead of shit
What the sheezels is this!?
sheezels by MusicalArtsLover July 1, 2018

skeeter bucket 

In Africa, indigenous people would paste their frying pans with butter, grease 'em, and go out in their fields to catch as many skeeters as possible, then cook 'em up and eat 'em! "You know, for malnourishment!"

All of the excess get dumped into the skeeter bucket.
• 'gotta go dump the "skeeter bucket".
skeeter bucket by Jaxon Conner October 27, 2018
that stupid insect that gives you a mosquito bite
Also can be used as a roast
wtf there are too many skeeters out here
You're a skeeter go commit neck rope
skeeter by conchcrowHQ May 1, 2019

Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner
Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!
Skeeter Job by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019