Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 8, 2021

Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.

"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."

by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

mental for oriental

when someone is crazy for Asian people.

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."

by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013

barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.

Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.

by Glizzy_globler69 January 12, 2022

mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.

When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'

by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014

mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020