imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

Claw Machine

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.

Claw machines are fun

by Haroold November 18, 2018

bubble machine

Somebody who flouts the rules on household bubbling by forming multiple bubbles with whoever they want, whenever they want. They’ll often overuse the phrase “Your in my bubble” which actually means “let’s just keep our f***ing mouths shut, aye?”

That’s the 3rd visitor Sue’s had today... she’s a right bubble machine!

by Kate’s Bush January 30, 2021

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies

Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine

by LionLit200 December 3, 2016

Will Heyes machine

A lighter of any description.

"I needa burn some bud, pass us tha will heyes machine"

by Archibaldheyes July 10, 2018

sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!

Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!

by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 14, 2007