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The quarter pounder with cheese

After arousing your girlfriends sexual interests, you forcibly shove half of your clenched fist up her ass (hence the "quarter", since a "full" would be both fists), whilst simultaneously ejaculating into her anus.
The quarter pounder with cheese:

Bob: Once I got Harriet in the mood, I gave her the ol' "quarter pounder with cheese" to liven things up a little!

Doug: Sick!
by Illuminati Man March 22, 2010
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Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.
We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.
by chrles2394 October 18, 2015
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Girl cheese date

The act of two persons performing sexual intorcourse with their mouthes.
I took my girlfriend on a girl cheese date.
by Grill cheese date June 6, 2015
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Melted Cheese face

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .
Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.
by Madlykillbot May 27, 2017
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Texan Stinky Cheese

When you melt cheese onto the woman's breasts, cum into the cheese, and lick it off the woman's body.
Wow, that Texan Stinky Cheese I performed last night smelled awful, but tasted great!
by LosDiosDeAlberto September 21, 2014
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Portable Cheese Wallets

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..
by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009
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pepperoni pizza with cheese

when the establishment wishes to find malicious intent for something with absolutely no meaning
"it's literally just pepperoni pizza with cheese, no meaning at all"
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