best friend snatcher

When someone who you do not particularly love is trying to work their way into your best friend’s life and push you out, there by replacing you.

He is a best friend snatcher!

by The other best friend January 30, 2018

Hot Chocolate Friend

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.

-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.

"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."

by lilpoof April 23, 2017

Friend Zone Defense

Making a move on a girl while in the friend zone.

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017

Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

The ugly Best Friend

Damn she called you that don’t worry she just called me that

Ya that kid Tommy is The ugly Best Friend.

by This is the sad side November 2, 2020

Next Best Friend

When a new acquaintance is identified as displaying the traits you'd like in a friend, and a friendship with that person is then pursued.
(Not to be confused with 'New Best Friend')

I met this cool guy named Paul on Saturday. He's going to be my next best friend.

by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011