shit lasagna

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

by David Remsen July 5, 2007

sucks shit

1. discription of a situation thats has a very unsatisfying result

dude, this game sucks shit

by hemp_dictionary August 5, 2009

Shit chat

Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.

Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.

K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!

by User13579 November 30, 2010

dragon shit

when a person eats very spicy food and then has painful shits later in the day where the anus burns from the spices being shat out of said anus.

awww man I ate some thai food yesterday and now I have dragon shits!

by jmaur April 20, 2009

shit pie

What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.

Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.

Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Shitting Rainbows

When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."

by NeshaMP January 14, 2009