karate job

It is what happens when a girl wraps her karate belt around your dick and then smash it in half using only her hand.

Hey Kristine gave me a Karate Job last night. She's a black so it was really a huge hit and now I have a huge plaster on my dick.

by NigaPipeZ November 8, 2013

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Job central

A way to tell someone they don’t have a job

Jack: I love fortnite, it’s my entire life
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

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three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

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Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024

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The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening

That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.

by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023

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