Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

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Jesus Tits

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

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No tits

This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

A: "Hey, I'm going to message him!"
B: "No tits, you won't"

by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022

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Tits

Tits is a jail house slang term used to locate all drugs inside prison or any type of lockup.

"anybody know where I can get a fix on some tits?"

by Loccdawg69 May 21, 2018

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Tit Pic Day

Tit Pic day is the 22nd of every month were if you ask a girl for a Tit Pic they have to send it. You can only ask one girl so they should feel special if you pick them.

“Yo Becky send me a Tit Pic, it’s Tit Pic Day”
“Okay daddy”

by Urdad1738 January 22, 2022

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