Birth Control Friend

A woman usually ugly who blocks you from taking her better looking friend home.

Here come Melissa and damn Jenny that fat bitch is the biggest Birth Control Friend (BCF) ever!

by DinoFauci January 8, 2011

Mysterious Male Friend

New friend of one of your maybe gaybe buddy.

"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."

"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."

by kellybex July 20, 2009

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

by milo May 14, 2004

Un-Friend Confrontation

An awkward confrontation due to one person un-friending the other on facebook.

Person 1: Dude that was so awkward.
Person 2: What was?
Person 1: I just had an Un-Friend Confrontation with Jack.
Person 1:Doesn't he understand he's an annoying douche?

by That guy on facebook December 14, 2010

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

by elseTM October 29, 2011

Step friend with benefits

The love between 2 people usally the age betwenn 12-18

Did you know michael and Avery are Step friend with benefits

by anonymous January 30, 2021