King Flumerfelt

The master of orgasm. Blessed by the God's stone is written in his tongue and cock as he glides through the pussy of space!

Damn that guys king Flumerfelt!

That girl looks like she just had a Flumerfelt!

by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023

king

King is a good dog name.And if your dog is name king your in luck because dogs called king are are the best dogs ever.

My dog is so good at making me happy

by kingwasoneofmybestdogs April 23, 2022

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008

King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

jib king

When a person smokes methamphetamine non stop to the point where they will do anything for more. Usually they end up on the streets doing sexual acts for another hit. Most times these people have no friends and the only people that hang around them is to use them for drugs. A Jib king is the lowest form of life next to a cockroach.

That Jib King was such a waste of skin he let his methamphetamine dealer shit in his mouth for a hit.

by Fununderthesun August 27, 2017

Goat troll/king troll

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller

Goat troll/king troll being a goat

by Zāddÿ February 21, 2021

King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021