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Best friend law

The best friend law is when you have a friend of the opposite gender and your both single around Christmas then you have to date
Person: hey we have to date because of the best friend law
by Vexk December 19, 2021
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just good friends

A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.
We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.
by kavakale July 13, 2004
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5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.
I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.
by Crippler8 July 24, 2008
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happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.
1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!
by milo May 14, 2004
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Un-Friend Confrontation

An awkward confrontation due to one person un-friending the other on facebook.
Person 1: Dude that was so awkward.
Person 2: What was?
Person 1: I just had an Un-Friend Confrontation with Jack.
Person 1:Doesn't he understand he's an annoying douche?
by That guy on facebook December 14, 2010
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Friend Zone Defense

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017
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Technically not my friend

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.
I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.
by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020
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