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Black Velvet

The act of having sex with a girl while she's on her period, then putting it in her stink hole, then cumming in her mouth constitutes as a "black velvet"

Variants include:
-the jelly vlevet: black velvet plus a jelly doughnut
-black velvet surprise: after cumming in her mouth, tickle the slut so it'll come out her nose.
-BV ala mode: period pussy to poopy place to cum in her eye.
Shavandria was on the rag so I hit that shit thrice and gave da hoe a black velvet yo!
by zoomsplat July 10, 2011
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big black cock

A big black rooster (bird). Not to be confused with afro-american man's genitals
Want to see my big black cock? -Sorry, this is disgusting, i'm not a gay. -Please, stop to watch your stupid racist porn. It's a bird, and it lives in my yard!
by dildo777 September 22, 2020
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Black Eyed Peas

A rap group for white people who don't like rap.
First Bill Cosby, now this shit. The Black Eyed Peas sold out, now they need to die out.
by Ghst December 31, 2005
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Big Black Balls

The long snake hanging off a black man, usually very hairy and long
Did you see those big black balls and that Tittie Monster
by Captain Penetration June 26, 2014
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Black-o-Lantern

African-American men who have all-gold fronts on their teeth. causing them to resemble a jack-o-lantern.
"Kimbo Slice looks like a black-o-lantern when he smiles."
by Old School Bombs November 8, 2009
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Big Black Eye

When one eye closes more than the other.
In referancde to Big Black of Rob and Big whos left eye closes more than the right.
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/big%20black/klvillarreal/Dalton/bigblack-1.gif?o=13" target="_blank"><img src="http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/klvillarreal/Dalton/bigblack-1.gif"></a>
When hes smiles he totally has a big black eye.
by dewit2em October 9, 2008
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little black dress

that one dress every girl has, and every girl knows exactly how to use. men melt in the presence of a woman in her LBD, and she usually accesorises it with hair flipping and giggling.
Damn, girl, you look fly in that little black dress.

I've never seen her look as sexy as she did in the little black dress.
by JoviJava April 3, 2006
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