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gangster shit

Psychological issues unique to Da Life; "baggage".
Woman with Gangster: "You nevah evah tell me that you love me! I am so tired of dealin' wid yo' gangsta shit!"

Gangster: "Yo, Baby, please don't be trippin' like dat - I'm not so good at representin', I know, but my parents' nevah showed me no luv. Or what luv I did get was entirely conditional. It's my shit, I'm a gangsta, I got to deal wid it, I know."
by Truth2Power September 4, 2004
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SHIT SMILE

noun: An overpowering amount of ugliness appearing on a person's face. No matter what that person can do to make themselves appear more attractive, they fail miserably and possibly become uglier or fugly. At this point, the name ' shit smile ' comes into play.
example # 1" Hey, is Joe still going out with Shit Smile ?" asked Mike.
" No. " replied Sue. " He dumped that ugly bitch months ago "

example #2: Darla got chills as she was placing her groceries down on the conveyer belt at the local grocery store. She had been warned of the hediousness that resided and worked there, but nothing like the shit smile that was indeed, her cashier.

example #3: "No one will ask me to prom this year...how could they? I'm the ugliest girl in school." sobbed Patricia. For she understood that being a shit smile, life would never be easy.
by TEE NAH NAH May 1, 2006
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Fuck That Shit

an exclamation used in frustration or just pure laziness when one is asked to perform some kind of work. Using this exclamation normally means that one has given up and is ready to face the result of their laziness. Normally used before work has started as opposed to "fuck this shit" which is said halfway into the work.
Bob: can you help me put this rubber on my German Hooker with a dick and a half

Joe: Fuck that shit!
by King Rahul March 14, 2011
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Shit Stick

When the bot boy pulled out he looked down and noticed his shit stick.
by zygmund July 27, 2003
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shit monkey

Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.
Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?

Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
by Gurrman September 22, 2006
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Snake Shit

one who rats, cheats, and lies on others, and betrays
Leroy told the cops on Jamal

"that Leroy nigga is snake shit"
by MJ and OTL January 22, 2004
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Shit Sandwich

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way
It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.
by Tekid October 26, 2007
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