your dads nuts

small

'broo wtf theyre so miniscule that aint a shwaty?? bros shit tinnyyy"
"your dads nuts small g"
"how u know tht"
'...."

by hornywatterbottle December 9, 2021

sloppy joe nut

When you come really hard and have diarrhea at the same time

The sex was really good, but then my body realized that I'd had too much Taco Bell. So, yeah, when I came it was a sloppy joe nut.

by CallMePickles November 3, 2021

nut-busting paradise

A state of ejaculation so sublime that it takes you to nirvana

She gave such good head that it took him to nut-busting paradise

by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017

Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.

Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.

by FlowFi November 9, 2020

Double Dutch Nut

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.

We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.

by Phukkus August 7, 2021

NUT THE FUCK UP

A phrase used to encourage someone to either be more courageous or put in more effort. It is particularly useful when sarcastically directed towards someone you do not genuinely want to do better, though this is not the only use for it.

"That player just missed his second open lay up! Yo, NUT THE FUCK UP!"
"I really like that girl over there, but I'm too scared to talk to her..." "Bro, NUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Just_some_dud3 January 20, 2020

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023