I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

volleyball mom

Ladies who think their daughter is always the best, and spoil their children rotten. They smile in your face but talk about your daughter if they take their kids place on the court . Team moms are usually the worst one of the clique

Omg that volleyball mom is doing too much like always

by BriLynnjae March 23, 2017

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022

Your mom

Your mom

My moms dead, your mom

by SirSaladBar August 8, 2022

facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.

"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."

by replies November 30, 2022

Suli’s Mom

The Most bang-able objectable woman in the world

Oh Man every man on earth has banged that bitch

I had fun last night fucking the shit out of Suli’s Mom

by BurgundyKiwi December 5, 2021

Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017