The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
by Ice-carver January 16, 2010
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Idiot 1- Bro, that chick is totally checkin me out. Should i go tag that shit?
Smart Dude- Your fucking retarded, that chick is known to be a penis guy trap, just stay shy for a bit you horny bastard.
Idiot 1- Bro, that chick is totally checkin me out. Should i go tag that shit?
Smart Dude- Your fucking retarded, that chick is known to be a penis guy trap, just stay shy for a bit you horny bastard.
by Alfie82 December 9, 2008
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Get the Penis Pocket mug.A Flash Drive used to port pictures or videos intended to please someone sexually. porn being a prime example of this.
by MrMagic / Sephy April 11, 2008
Get the Media Penis mug.The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.
The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.
In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.
Here are the positions:
1. "The Flash And Go"
The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.
2. "The Brain"
Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.
3. "The Bat Wing"
This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.
4. "The Goat"
What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.
Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."
The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.
In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.
Here are the positions:
1. "The Flash And Go"
The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.
2. "The Brain"
Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.
3. "The Bat Wing"
This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.
4. "The Goat"
What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.
Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."
So we were playing the penis showing game. David concealed his "brain" at the last minute and busted it out. He got two kicks on everyone.
by T[-]eory May 2, 2006
Get the The Penis Showing Game mug.A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.
Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.
Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.
Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.
Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.
Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.
Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.
by Slartibartfast11 April 11, 2011
Get the small penis rule mug.When a girl (Has to be a virgin) has sex and gets addicted. She never would of been addicted if she wasn't exposed to penis.
Fool #1: "Yo man, what happened to Heather?"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"
by Skimask619 August 15, 2009
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