a King, noun; Most handsomest, cutest, adorablest, snugglest perfectus, smolest, lovablest, cutiest patootiest.
by Emylynn Hartford April 13, 2021
Get the Kingmug. Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...
Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."
Guard "KING HAROD!"
Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"
Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"
Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
😁
🙏
😁
Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"
Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."
Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"
Harod "NO SHIT!?"
Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"
Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"
Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"
Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."
Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"
Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"
Guard "Hell, yeah!"
Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."
Guard "KING HAROD!"
Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"
Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"
Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
😁
🙏
😁
Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"
Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."
Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"
Harod "NO SHIT!?"
Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"
Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"
Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"
Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."
Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"
Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"
Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*
Guard "Um... King Harod?"
Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"
Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."
Harod 🤨 "What is?"
Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."
Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"
Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰
Guard "Yeah..."
Guard "Um... King Harod?"
Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"
Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."
Harod 🤨 "What is?"
Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah..."
Harod 😨
Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."
Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"
Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."
Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"
Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰
Guard "Yeah..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the King Harodmug. /noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
Get the King Salmon 8mug. mme king is a teacher who is lazy, gives work, never teaches, makes awful jokes and made us go through health class(traumtizing)
by sharanitaxer June 11, 2024
Get the Mme Kingmug. by Tyrone Gekyume Circumcision March 9, 2019
Get the Nut Kingmug. The king of the minions, as well as many humans. His roar requires respect and applause from his subjects. Established 2015.
"Dude I saw King Ponters walking the streets last night. He had like 15 minions following him and heeding to his every word"
by kingponters November 2, 2017
Get the king pontersmug. John: I dont feel like myself anymore im depressed..
Joe: It’s ok, King the homies are always here for you. Remain a King and keep fighting
Joe: It’s ok, King the homies are always here for you. Remain a King and keep fighting
by Kenorak February 20, 2023
Get the Kingmug.