get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

by etymographer October 25, 2006

Get your lemon

Meaning get your lame ass out of here. When somebody asks a stupid question or if a stupid action is seen you tell the person to get their lemon. You can also make references to lemon trees.

John: Have you heard the new Destinies Child song?

George: Go get your lemon.

by AVF44 February 19, 2009

lemme get the juice

Lemme get the juice means lemme get the nudes or the booty pics

Hey

Hi

Lemme get the juice
Ok here's my nudes

by LIL DDG September 16, 2017

Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way

Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010

get fucked idiot

Something assnon says to strangers

"Get fucked idiot" -assnon

by GisforGRUNGE March 10, 2017

get the sand out

someone who needs to get the sand out of there vagina... i.e. stop bitching b/c ppl. have their ian masks on

matt wouldn't shut up so i called him a stupajew and told him to get the sand out

by Todd April 21, 2004

Get Pumped

What ninjas do before they Flip Out

I got so pumped, I was ready to Flip out and kick someone's mom in the face

by hash007 July 1, 2003