tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

mom friend

your girlfriend's mom that you can't help but fall in love with

"Hey bro, my mom friend is SOOOOO hot!!!"

by Clayton.e October 4, 2016

Best Friend Joel

Best Friend Joel is a nickname for a guy named Joel who is almost everyones best friend. But he might not like to be called this it is still fun to say

Joel: Hey guys how you doing
Person: Hey Best Friend Joel
Person 2: Best Friend Joel!

by Scaryturryman March 23, 2018

Longdistance best friends

If you are a long distance best friend, you will stay at least five miles away from the other person, including phone calls and video chats.

Tyler and Hayley are longdistance best friends.

by sillypoppet December 27, 2010

best friend hopper

When you switch best friends every second of the day

“your my best friend “ “your my best friend “ “ god she is such a best friend hopper”

by smtities November 9, 2019

Birth Control Friend

A woman usually ugly who blocks you from taking her better looking friend home.

Here come Melissa and damn Jenny that fat bitch is the biggest Birth Control Friend (BCF) ever!

by DinoFauci January 8, 2011

Mysterious Male Friend

New friend of one of your maybe gaybe buddy.

"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."

"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."

by kellybex July 20, 2009