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Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.
Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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God

God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by
by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022
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O my God

When someone says “o my god” they are referring to the car lords (pussy juice) who eats yummy lettuce and only like feel porn
“Omg he really just o my goded me”
by My dick is itchy October 10, 2021
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Rizz God

Something that Jameer Mathew's and Elijah Ward both are, along with the rizz demon Calvin Mason.
Damn Eli you a Rizz God
by Nyyafterdark March 30, 2022
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don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.
by princheska December 1, 2023
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Black God

Black God is a dark version of Grey God, that swears, doesn't care about opinion, thinks that Twitter is cringe and of course hates Grey God. He was sealed away for a long time, but with Emox's help (the dark version of Em0x) he finally escaped.
Random Guy: Hey Grey God, where Black God
Grey: Never say his name again.
by Grey God January 30, 2022
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