Battle Shit

A fierce doo doo battle taken place in the stalls of a men's restroom between two dudes in adjacent stalls. Bonus points for a large splash, ear peircing fart, or sabotage smell. No one really wins this game.

Jon, "Dude I have to to take a massive shit after that taco bell."

Jeff, "Yeah me too my stomach is churning, dude lets play battle shit!"

by Jonny Dingo May 7, 2010

shit faceded

To be extremely intoxicated

I got shit faceded! I was shit faceded! Let's get shit faceded!

by Julianne1234 July 30, 2006

smoking shit

Smoking crystalmeth, smoking shit.

we went to the house an started smoking shit

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

ass shit

an unfortunate series of events

Man, my day was ass shit.

by mattlawton11 May 28, 2009

Shit Bridge

Well in the heat of an amazing threesome (two girls and one guy) the women contort their bodies into the bridge position and then the man places an Alaskan Pipeline (shitting into a condom and freezing it) into both women, connecting them. From there he karate chops the connecting feces bridge and empties the contents into their mouths.

Two drunks girls and one feces fetishing male are needed to create the shit bridge

by Chocolate Ice January 7, 2010

Indian Shit

This is the worst kind of shit. It comes from a native and is usually found in public places. An indian will shit about anywhere, even in your laundry room, and then you have to clean it up. The smell the environment surrounding an indian shit will be stained forever. It will never really go away completely.

That fucking indian shit on my floor.

Indian shit is fucking sick.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009