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Green

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.
Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio
by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021
mugGet the Greenmug.

Green bean

An inexperienced or unskilled barista; usually a newly hired coffeeshop employee who's still learning the basic skills of the job. Alludes to an unroasted coffee bean, which is naturally green in color.
"Ashley just started last week. She's nice, but she can barely steam a latte. Total green bean..."
by ViciousGopher September 19, 2022
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Green

Boy : you the only girl I mess with

Girl : nigga I’m not green I saw you with dajah the other day .

Boy : I just hit Sophie raw

Other boy: nigga you green that bitch pregnant .
by Lolhaeeeee June 25, 2019
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Famous green

Famous green is another phrase for weed, weed has a populariy status around continent, it's common in plothera cities.
Since a youngeen I've been blowin' famous green to cool my tensions
by _broski_101 June 13, 2023
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Green Sign

When you con someone into signing a deal that benefits you better than the other member.
“Err.. Joe? It says you get 99% of my company for Nothing... Are you trying to get a Green Sign?”
“No, no. Read less, sign more.”
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Green

by Blue trees February 3, 2025
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green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.
“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”
by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020
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