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by mymom1256 November 18, 2018
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Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.
Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.
by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022
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Ur Mom

Ur mom is used by many many many many many many many many many people as a meme.
Ur friend: Yummm, this us amazing!
Ur other friend: Like ur mom
by Toxic Avacado November 16, 2021
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Ur mom

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute
by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021
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your mom

"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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yo mom

person 1: Yo mom is a fat skank
person 2: I know right
by placeholdermediaYT March 4, 2022
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kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual
omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!
by big man cooms June 7, 2022
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