Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019

6 inch penis

Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.

" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

Swiss Army Penis

A technologically advanced dick. The Swiss Army Penis can help you in any situation.

Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*

by Swiss Army Penis February 7, 2015

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

guacamole nigga penis

the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis

woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!

by negropenis March 5, 2019

Guilty Penis Syndrome

Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.

"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."

by Genebeeb October 6, 2009

small penis rig

A ridiculously overlifted truck not used for offroading. Identified by having 3' or more of clearance underneath, excessive chrome parts such as steps, grills, cattleguards, wheelwell trim, headache rack, lightbar, rims, smokestacks, a completely spotless or custom paintjob completely bereft of any dust or dirt (belying its entirely non-offroad use), offroad tires, and a trailer hitch dropdown. May also have the brand name spelled out in large decal lettering someone on the truck. Basically a large medical device used to compensate for the infintessimally small size of one's penis.

"Did you see that truck with the 5' lift kit and 30" tires? It didn't have a speck of mud on it, it must be just a small penis rig"

by bitemyshinymetalass December 24, 2009