I don't care

You care immensely.

1: "I'm gay!'
2: "I don't care."
1:
2: "But-"

by BATMN every day January 18, 2019

I can quit any time I want to

I'm addicted (to it) and I'm in denial.

I'm not an alcoholic! I can quit any time I want to.

by NykeYoung January 5, 2011

I hear you

It's a disrespectful term for hearing somebody but not listening

"I need you to love me more, John. I don't get why you act like you don't care!"
"Mhm. I hear you, Lisa."

by venuscartier March 15, 2017

I did it for the lulz

The catch-all excuse for the denizens at Encylopedia Dramatica to be as racist, sexist, anti-semitic, and any other form of bigotry as they want to be and turn their page into the Stormfront wiki.

Angry black man with a bat: I know it was you that turned the article about O.J. Simpson into a rant about niggers!

ED user: But...but.... I did it for the lulz!

*Thwack* *Thwack* *Thwack*

by R. Kemp November 19, 2010

I Know, Right?

A familiar simultaneous agreement to confirm an unsaid /said truth. A verbal affirmation to a mutual thought experienced by 2 people.

The origins date back to 2009 when Snookie from Jersey Shore caught her bestie in a lie and responded to JWow’s comment “Ryder is Biatch!”by saying . . . "I know, Right?!”

by STL Suzanne April 17, 2012

I like men

When a man likes to hang out with other men and participate in manly events such as drinking, fishing, baseball, or any other 'manly' or male bonding event. It should never be confused with 'loving men', which is just 100% gay. It is only used to represent the fact that one man enjoys the company of other men in certain situations, keeping all shopping, make-up, period, and baby conversations a big no-no.

It kinda sucks that we couldn't get any girls to this camping party. Then again, I like men, so it's not so bad.

The new hot girl won't go out to lunch with us to the new burrito place? That sucks, but thank god I like men.

by brettuthius April 24, 2008

I blame mike

An awesome punk rock band from buckingham, united kingdom.
They take influence from bands such as Billy talent, Blink 182, homegrown and other such bands. Can be shorten to IBM.
And they happen to be some of the greatest mates ever.

check out I BLAME MIKE 'S "my space" (google it)

by chippy009 May 30, 2006