United Australia Party

A so-called "freedom party" run by Queensland billionaire and fat fuck Clive Palmer and his mate Craig Kelly (who was sacked from the Liberals for being a wanker). A right-wing party similar to Pauline Hanson's One Nation except not run by a ranga. Formerly called the Palmer United Party and not to be confused with the original and unrelated United Australia Party that became the Liberal Party in the 1940s thanks to a great Australian Prime Minister called Sir Robert Menzies, who was in power for 18 non consecutive years. Clive claims that his party is the "true successor" to the original UAP and is the biggest political party in Australia, which is bullshit because him and Craig just spam us with text messages saying "Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!" and most of their members are fake (in that they got emails that said they joined when really they didn't).

The United Australia Party spent $100 million on ads on YouTube and on TV and billboards on the highway every fucking 20km and said that Craig Kelly would become PM yet he won just one seat in the Senate (Ralph Babet, representing Victoria) and no seats in the House of Representatives after Craig Kelly lost his own seat of Hughes in Sydney to the Liberals. Then he said the elections were rigged. Then Ralph Babet temporarily deregistered the party federally (but not in Victoria). How the fuck is he not broke by now? What a cunt.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 14, 2023

Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Meat Factory Party

Is a party mainly for people to get extremely drunk and have sex with multiple men. Usually random women show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at meat factory parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex with multiple men is the main reason the parties are held and the main reason people attend

Jennifer always wanted to get plowed by multiple men but was afraid of what her beta husband would think, so she went alone to a meat factory party, got black out drunk, and lived out her fantasy of being double penetrated by a couple of frat brothers.

by WalterDisney May 30, 2018

African tea party

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .

Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .

by Lord cock big June 14, 2018

asian house party

Basically a house party that a lot of Asians go to. The house party includes:

- Lots and LOTS of soda
- Two sides (or sections) of the house:
Section 1: The parents, that always talk about Facebook.
Section 2: the kids who plays video games, talk a lot about upcoming video games, etc.
- lots of dropped stuff on the floor
- kids who go outside and play games
(And also kids that play until night time)
- the party usually until 1 am

"Wanna go to an asian house party?"
"yass"

by PotatoX October 1, 2015

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

Bus Change Party

Probably not a party at all, generally a gathering of broke kids coming together to have fun, and throw down whatever spare change they have in hopes to buy cheap beer.

Common events are: Watching Comedy Central, making up fake rap songs, dancing, getting stoned, and being obnoxious

I got like 3 bucks to my name, lets have a bus change party

by edddizzle March 12, 2011