if you know what i mean

way to make a statement "dirty"

i want to be alone by myself tonight, if you know what i mean

by tommy harkness August 1, 2003

yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

by Pimp in the Box February 4, 2009

hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

by mitch November 17, 2004

if you know what i mean

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.

You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.

by hackaralho December 31, 2010

What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

by Dizza12 April 9, 2010

you know what I mean?

To ask for confirmation of your audiences understanding, with the expectation that they will affirm what you are saying.

is gotta be dan innit nawwa ahmyean?

by Container October 4, 2003

You know what time it is!

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.

A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"

by roll_model December 18, 2011