by TGIThursdays September 7, 2018
Get the Ghetto Half Day mug.Everyone has those secret guilty pleasures that we know everyone will find weird. One of the most common, footfetish. And what a better way to celebrate these pleasures than having NationalFootJob day! April 20 is the day anyone can give a nice Footjob to your friend that you’ve been noticing an attraction to feet.
“Yo did you see Derik looking at Sandra’s feet yesterday? He might have a foot fetish. Good thing today is National FootJob Day!”
by RegularGuyWithSexDreams April 18, 2019
Get the National FootJob Day mug.The 15th of august is national partners day this is for your non-binary partner whom you love very much and you want to show your appreciation to them.
by 15th August August 1, 2021
Get the National Partner Day mug.Occurs annually every February 27th. This is a day to remember assholes who have come and gone in your life. Whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an asshole disguised as a non-asshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the assholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.
"Hey asshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn't mean you can cut me off in traffic!"
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
by lady radio gaga February 26, 2010
Get the National Asshole Day mug.Outdoor Intercourse Day began at least by 1969 at WSU. That year was my Freshman year at WSU. The Editor of the University paper was fired for publishing a picture of four feet behind a log, two pointing up and two pointing down. One pair of feet were male and the other were female. The article was celebrating Outdoor Intercourse Day, May 8th or the 69th day of March.
by Intman May 2, 2019
Get the Outdoor Intercourse Day mug.When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.
I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006
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guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!
by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019
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