nut-sac-dance

When a squirrel dances and taps his feet to a little tune while his ball bag swings back and forth. or:

When you get overly excited about something but don't want to overtly express your joy.

zone-x.com/deez_nutz as an example

I was chillin when I found out I got the job. All night I was doing the nut-sac-dance!

by T-bone May 2, 2003

No nut November

The month where you cant masturbate
Rules are:
1. No nutting
2. Boners and porn allowed
3. Coupons are allowed but only for one time
4. Happy no nut November

Tomorrow is no nut November so be prepared

by King nut November 2, 2019

off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

Late-Night-Nut

The process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to masturbate,

Traven: Yo, fam. Last night I was having major stress...
Zane: Oh yeah? So what did you do?
Traven: I busted a Late-Night-Nut... Instant stress-reliever
Zane: Sick, dude!

by Zaiynne November 18, 2016

No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 1, 2019

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

Phantom Nut Syndrome

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.

She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.

by Halfaman December 19, 2009